9am on weekend where I live in PA is a nightmare, either day.  I usually go latest 8am or 9pm if I want to avoid all the riff raff and not have to move any carts blocking lanes out of the way.

Same, I only hear about Barstool when Drew bitches about Barstool.

Some Streetlight Manifesto, woo hoo, good song choice too!

Heffernan

If he abstains from masturbation as well, she’s going to have like 16-18 years of backed up-ness coming in her at full force.  I’m not sure how many hyphen Tebow’s that will create.

Stay alive Drew!!!

If you still believe in any kind of religion in this day and age you should be put in a mental institute.

Get well soon Drew, love your writing style!

It’s refreshing to hear a game called in a manner that isn’t quite as lifeless and surgical as the Aikman & Buck broadcast.

FTP!!!  Da Bears

Lol the 1st one is Holmgren

Hey F him man I watched it during huluween again and it was just as epic as I remember.

Yes McMahon was terrible as a QB, that defense is what won the Superbowl, there will NEVER be a defense that shuts out both opponents in their playoff games like the 85 Bears did.

Mitchy Triscuits still seems a little sketchy out there on offense. He does make some great plays, but then throws a god awful pick the next play after he tickles your balls for a few downs.

“I plead the fif, 1, 2, 3, 4, fif"

The Pats are 2-2 as well, nothing to worry about ATM...

#fuckfacebook

Is a chicken pot pie truly a pie if it has a top but no bottom? I got into an argument with a friend about this and he says yes. If something is to be called a pie, whether it’s sweet or savory, it needs to have some kind of bottom crust. What my friend believes to be a chicken pot pie is, in fact, a chicken cobbler.

I was 12 years old waking up on a Sunday morning around 4am to go do my paper route. The Sunday morning papers were HUGE!!! It was like 3 separate inserts to put together and each one had to way about 20lbs.  For some reason I decided I had enough of my 3 month paperboy career which consisted of tracking down…

Right after they build the monorail!!!