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Ahh. The classic “select all the fat guys strategy” that was unstoppable on NES Hockey.

Josh Rosen should send this girl a Thank You card

After finding out that Rosen was not gay, Highsmith decided to just pick either Mayfield, Rosen, Darnold or Allen’s name out of a hat.

Oh, he’s aware

If Shaq really wants to save $ with this method, let it get to zero then put in the twenty bucks of gas. By keeping the tank at most 1/4 full, he’s transporting less weight than a 3/4 full tank. The engine doesn’t have to work as hard [i.e., is more efficient] and he saves money.

Okay, I’m a Browns fan so the Draft is my Super Bowl every year (even though I know good and well that it’s dumb and the Browns are gonna fuck it up). My question is: when you like something dumb, it’s better to admit that it’s dumb and that you’re wasting your time than to come up with some bullshit excuse about why

You should get a divorce

My dad put an end to all family vacations 14 years ago. He’d make the threat that “this is the last vacation we ever take as a family” during every vacation we ever took and no one ever thought he’d ever follow through with it. Used to think he was an asshole for putting an end to it, but I get it now. We used to take

I further your point by stating: Nick Foles won a Superbowl.

Blake Bortles won two playoff games. We live in a false reality.

New Orleans has beignets, grilled oysters and all the live music you could ever imagine. Minnesota has lutefisk and seven months of winter.

A terrific defense?
38-7

Remember kids, you count on Clay, you’ll end up poor; and poor kids get lice.

The lack of words the former Axis powers had as the play was developing is exactly why we won The Big One, and why I’m going getting on the horn to WeatherTech for all my truck based, wall building needs as soon as I hang up.

God, I rooted for the Eagles and celebrated their win last night.

Anyone that thinks those Eagles touchdowns should have been overturned on replay deserves all the mockery.

Didn’t an African American player make a similar post-playoff speech a few years ago that resulted in him getting blasted by the media/league/fans for acting like a brainless, violent “thug?”

Chris Hoooooooogan, I will destroy Bob Kraft’s night and Hulkamania!

Obligatory.