If it’s American Idiot or newer Green Day, it’s your responsibility as a father to smash that guitar and scold that child.

Bed naps are dangerous for me. If I take a bed nap after work, I usually wake up 3 hours later all groggy at like 9 PM and now my sleeping for the night is off and I’m eating a super late dinner to boot.

Trump’s message is clear: black people need to stop thinking about how good white people have it, and start thinking about how much worse they could have it. It’s why that base doesn’t like tearing down the statues, they serve as a reminder of what has been and what could be again.

The overriding message that if black people would stop complaining and just show some damn gratitude, America will be great again, is like a punch in the goddamn soul.

Counterpoint: This is the most wrong anybody has ever been about anything. Pickles, olives, and Bloody Marys are what separate the enlightened from the savages. You, sir, are a savage.

Who did it and where did they put the pickle?

Oh come on, nobody believes you’ve got friends.

More like Pittsburgh Stealers, amirite?

Same thing happened to me last week. Had something bubbling down below so I stopped at a gas station on my way to work in a not so nice neighborhood. I go in and ask for the bathroom. While I wasn’t informed it was customers only, it was strongly implied. I do my business and I get out and realize this is one of those…

The beatings continued until moral improved.

Easy fix. Tell Ben that you do NOT consent to having the ball thrown at you.

Opting out of a contract isn’t remotely the same thing as quitting a job. Opting out is a normal and intended part of the labor market of professional sports.

Can someone explain to me at what point the “Halloween is a Satanic/pagan Holiday” myth got passed from fundamentalist Christians to secular rationalists? Allhallowtide is a long-time Catholic observance; the traditional evening vigil that kicks off the three-day remembrance/celebration of the saints, martyrs, and…

Specifically the Wal-Mart of South Philly, just look at the Yelp reviews! One of the somewhat positive ones had to do with the fact that you can go fishing off the parking lot and feed birds there.

But Wal-Mart is amazing for the people watching though. I always pretend like I’m an anthropologist studying a more primitive culture every time I have to go in there. I try to alternate between a David Attenborough or Steve Irwin inner monologue depending on what I see.

I bet Papa John tips people in nickels.

I bet Papa John tips people in nickels.

I am here for the Pluto truthers

Bears stay close and lose to the Falcons on the last play of the game, Packers get crushed by the Falcons. That means the Bears are better than the Packers, right?

so much for judgement free zone thanks to assholes like you