I knew a girl who swallowed a pin when she was 11 but didn’t feel a prick until she was 17.

Nicki can make hits and Remy can’t. Jay-Z can make moves and Nas can’t. As Jay-Z said “Truth be told, if lyrics sold, I’d probably be, lyrically, Talib Kweli” It remains true to this day. People underestimate the talent it takes to write an earworm song, it’s a ton of nerds who want to quantify art that overemphasize…

Counterpoint:

Counterpoint, he’s better than half the starting QB’s in the league right now.

Why put him so low? That is a real shot to the balls.

You don’t seem to know much about baseball either.

He’s been doing this for well over a decade because “Meat Market” documented him pounding Red Bulls to a similarly absurd degree. Surprised that his heart hasn’t exploded, although maybe it has and it didn’t slow him down at all.

How dare you. That’s his child.

Thank you for pointing out sharks have no concept of Twitter, that was needed

Counterpoint: Yes it fucking is.

I’m really disappointed to learn you can’t change your own wiper blades. It’s a 30 second job, and fresh blades are $10 for the pair at Costco. Man up, Drew.

Isn’t island prison... Australia?

What do you think is the most “fucked to” show on TV/Netflix?

Too late, for that is indeed the very name of my barbershop quartet.

Some call Cum Dog a hero. Others say he is not a sandwich.

He’s the COO of a company that makes soft helmets for flag football players.

“Oh, and Carson Wentz is black in this game”

Nintendo and has solidified my theory that they are a company full of brilliant artists, designers and technicians that, at some point, got infiltrated by a mob of brain-damaged, glue-eating lemurs that somehow got entrusted with 50% of the company’s decision making.