Annapurna little liquor out for my homeboy Dinesh.

I decided to print out a huge picture of Peyton Manning’s head and make the forehead four times as big as it is in real life (it was huge). I got out to Arrowhead and was greeted with laughs and high fives. Pictures of myself and the cutout made it onto some pretty big Twitter accounts and the retweets and likes got…

Andy Reid is to clock management what Donald Trump is to minority outreach

I’m crying on the toilet, and I didn’t even have Chipotle yesterday.

I don’t think this necessarily offers hope for humanity, but I wouldn’t say it’s just basic decency for a guy who went to the school expecting to be fawned over by excited kids to instead sit down with a lonely, awkward boy who probably didn’t even know who he was.

As a Bears fan, I hate this franchise first and foremost because they have used and abused my team like a cheddar cheese Fleshlight on a Friday night at the Green Bay Moose Lodge. But mostly I hate them because the fans are insufferable like Pats fans, but with fewer rings, more chins, less brain cells, more…

Due to a righteous strain of stomach flu that swept through the family over Christmas, my in-laws were unable to use their 6 tickets to the Bears/Packers game at Soldier on 12/29/13. I decided to take 3 friends to the game and sell the remaining pair on StubHub. The NFC North Championship was on the line, and these…

This is everything:

The Chargers finally got Bosa...

Rainn Wilson blocked me on twitter for calling him a bandwagon Seahawks fan.

I stopped watching the NFL a few years ago, and 10 AM game times is just about the only thing I miss about it. It is, genuinely, the absolute best. The key thing to keep in mind is that it allows you to completely maximize the gluttony, sloth, and general dirtbag-ass lazy-ass disgustingness of your Sunday. You wake up…

Hi. We’ve been posting pieces about politics and culture here on the Concourse for more than a year. Eat shit.

For quite some time, Big Ben’s TV profile picture had him wearing a “Bowtech” hat. Bowtech makes somewhat shitty bowhunting equipment sold at big box stores like walmart. I’m sure it was an endorsement deal, but, its telling that not even a top-tier bow hunting equipment manufacturer wanted him as an endorser. If it…

Roethlisberger looks like someone tried to make Will Ferrell in Fallout 4 but fucked up.

“If we can’t get 750, we respectfully thank you but we’re going to move on.”

The best thing about Starkville, Miss. is that there are roads that lead away from it.

I went to college in SW Ohio. All of my roommates over the years were from various Cinci suburbs...and I could never figure out if I should pity them or laugh at them for being Bengals fans. Chad Johnson and HoushmHOWEVERTHEFUCKITSSPELLED were always the next Rice/Taylor...until they had a bad game. Jon Kitna was…

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So don’t click on them and don’t play the game. Seems pretty simple.

Daunte Culpepper said that? Damn.