When we get our hands on that text message the NFL and the Hall of Fame have a serious, serious problem and we expect this to reach all the way to the top.

Meh, can’t blame Osweiler for being pissed off that he got benched in favor of a dead guy. A dead guy that had been cockblocking his playing time for years.

I thought about not responding to this. Then I thought about just responding with, “Oh, fuck off.” Instead, this:

Skippy And Goatface’s Morning Sports Holocaust

“I won an Emmy for playing a woman dying of leukemia on L.A. Law, starring Harry Hamlin and Susan Dey.”

Being a fan of the Redskins is like being a Donald Trump voter. It signals you are either a racist, an idiot, or both.

No, goatse has a ring on one of his fingers. Google it now while you're at work.

You know that kid in gradeschool who you find out comes from a really bad home situation so they kinda get a free pass. Like you see the kid eating worms and you go to tease him and then your buddy is like, “hey no, man... his dad drinks and his Mom is on probation...just leave him alone.” And then you feel awful for…

Jesus Christ, get back to your niche sub-site and stop bothering us.

I’ve lived in Southern California for nearly 30 years. You could walk down the average street in LA and ask 10 people what they thought about the Rams coming to town, and half of them would have no idea what you were talking about. At least one wouldn’t even know what the Rams were.

Cleveland Gary...so many good Tecmo Super Bowl memories of Gary and Curt Warner in the backfield, Ellard and Flipper at receiver. That two-back set with the Rams was great because the other guy had no idea which tackle you’d run off and with which guy! Pick your poison, fucko! Gaston Green — you could put him in the…

Every ounce of intelligence tells me — a San Antonian — that any package that entices Mark Davis and his troll job of a hair cut to this city will be awful for me and every citizen. But the stupid fan in me would delight in having an NFL team of our own. hate myself for this. You should hate me too

Everything you need to know about where this franchise is headed can be gleaned from the opening paragraph (THIS WAS THE FUCKING OPENING) of a profile of their owner.

I’ll just leave this here:

Doug Pederson.

From East Passyunk to Manayunk, from Port Richmond to Darby, from Chestnut Hill to South Philadelphia, we shall fight on.

I have never been more underwhelmed by a visit to a city in my life. On the cab ride from the airport I was like, “Whoa! What the fuck happened here? This place looks like it was hit by a hurricane or some shit.” Razed lots. Shacks (or lean-tos). Garbage everywhere. Standing puddles of dirty water.

I resemble that comment!