I think we need to take the moral high ground on an issue like this and ask ourselves, how can we leverage this effectively so that Ernie Grunfeld gets fucking fired?

All the video at the end of regulation did was remind me that holy shit I keep forgetting they have DeMarcus fucking Cousins on their team.

Your culture is that you make bad pizza.

Stephen A dressed like the client you bring to an NBA playoff game 

You know this dude absolutely worships Clay Travis.

Board of Regents should resign immediately and the football program should be shut down for the foreseeable future. Every player should be allowed to transfer immediately or retain their scholarship. Wipe the slate clean.

To be fair, Kaepernick is a professional football quarterback, so he’s not really right for the 49ers offensive scheme.

This is a pretty good exhibit for the importance of gender diversity in sports reporting. Seemed like dudes were falling all over themselves last night to lap up big D’s tears. Meanwhile women like Katie Nolan and Mina Kimes (and others) were like - hey maybe let’s try tapping the brakes on the redemption train, boys.

How Patricia sees himself:

Well at least someone gets it (picture of you carrying my joke in your arms and rocking it back to health).

Everyone relax. Sally Jenkins just burned UMD to the fucking ground: https://www.washingtonpost.com/sports/colleges/dont-let-your-sons-play-for-dj-durkin/2018/10/31/0acce61a-dd1f-11e8-85df-7a6b4d25cfbb_story.html

That baby rocker move is actually Russ carrying all of his teammates that he made better.

I guess dressing up like Aggro Carrot Top would be too on the nose.

You’re right. He’s just a proxy for my searing hatred for Ernie Grunfeld.

Ten years from now there are going to be a staggering number of THINKPIECE LONGFORMS on how Colangelo fucked what could have been an incredible team.

When you successfully get your incompetent boss fired but they also get rid of that dick Todd from Accounting.

Looks like Dan is working on smoothing all this over.

The titles for all Mushnick columns should really start with FWD: FWD: FWD:

The last time Austin Rivers looked at his daddy he got traded.

Ryen Russillo said this kind of thing is extremely normal, it’s fine.