I like that the only way you can get Scottie Brooks to play his best lineups is to injure some of his players. What’s the opposite of three dimensional chess?

Wolves fans, soon:

Hair so greasy his MAGA hat slid off.

Just a little Hooters gameday cosplay y’all. Nothing serious!

*There are no good white Charles Johnsons.

There are no good Charles Johnsons.

Wow so according to my internet research Dragan Bender is a real person and former NBA lottery pick.

Taco Bell is going to go so hard on this. Doritos Abuelos Tacos Motherfuckers!

FWIW, Pee Wee Herman said this means something else entirely.

Thibs will get his revenge tonight by playing Butler for just 46 minutes.

Put these same players in Wizards uniforms and the result would be a clown car plunging into a volcano.

This reminds of the time my friend’s dad’s brother told me very earnestly that rap music was from Africa.

Okay Hugh’s aggressively masculine burner account!

Sure, do you still want his number?

this can’t be racist my best friend is an escort

What kind of a hellscape country do we live in where a WHITE MAN gets fired from his job for calling up escorts from his work phone, then CANNOT IMMEDIATELY get his choice of job afterwards AND THEN must settle for a LESS PRESTIGIOUS job in his chosen field. 

How many fucking burner accounts does Bryan Colangelo have?

Sigh. Not the first time Tiger’s Rod got someone in trouble.