Even Kobe said that’s his thing.

If that barkeep didn’t yell “WHY THE LONG FACE?” what are we even doing anymore?

Barnes totally choked here which is weird because that supposed to be Kobe’s thing.

Live look at Werth about to blow a .69.

My best friend is a pillbug so it can’t be racist.

I keep clicking back on the story to see if there is an update on this fucking racist asshole. Woman who is saying “you have no idea” is heart breaking. I really don’t and it’s still upsetting.

Totally loved him in A Bug’s Life.

Bet these fuckers also all LOVE Springsteen.

You’re the worst owner in sports and your Kinja burner account is also the worst in sports. Fuck Dan Snyder.

Excuse me but if we pay the beer vendors a fair wage then THE COOLEST OWNER IN SPORTS’ wardrobe is going to take a hit. Stop being so selfish, beer vendors!

“I was absent, I was not around the culture,” is such a weak fucking argument. Cuban is a buck-passing, Peter Pan ASSCLOWN. Because he only wants to be involved in the fun parts of his organization, MULTIPLE women were sexually harassed and worse. It is 100% his fault.

Wanting politics out of sports is the ultimate straight, white bro political stance. Actually, demanding the right to be casually racist and misogynistic is the ultimate but wanting politics out of sports is a close second.

Extremely Bill Simmons voice: Are we sure Josh Gordon is good?

Shapiro’s twitter timeline is going to become sentient any day now and when it does, its going to drink bud light lime and own libs and will answer to ‘Scott’.

Anyone who has been to a game in Raljon knows it is hands down the worst gameday experience in professional sports. I would rather get black out drunk, light myself on fire, and take a header into a folding table (aka go to a Bills game) than ever go see my favorite team at home. Fuck Dan Snyder for real though.

This word gets thrown around way too much these days, but Rachel Denhollander is the definition of a hero.

Good to see Stoolies have figured out the intricacies of e-mail.

Well actually the dying process in males begins after the age of 25 so you die a little bit after every game not just the games you lo

Man if there is any justice in the world, monster shithead George Perles’ entire net worth would be liquidated and transferred to Erika Davis.

Just seems like that dude doesn’t get enough credit for making cartoons with his klan hood on.