If this keeps her from driving her SUV to her spin class across town, then...minor win?

Now I have no where else to go for lovingly curated bear content. RIP Deadspin.

Clay Travis, Jason Whitlock, Dave Portnoy, Greggg Easterbrook and a thousand other gamergate, barstool, and right-wing ghouls are shitting on deadspin over and over again.

3) Hellscape

Reenactment of Soulless VC Wraiths Making Off with Extremely Cool and Good Website

Calm down Ben.

Fixed! 

See this is the kind of take I can get behind.

I would expect something like this from say Albom or Plaschke but I’m actually surprised a writer as good as Pierce would log on with such a shithead take.

Pat Bev is basically the insane enforcer grasshopper from A Bug’s Life

The biggest tragedy in all of this is that they probably won’t be able to find another white heterosexual ivy league finance bro to take Taubman’s place.

Fox needs more dudes on their broadcast. Everything is always better with more dudes! BRING IN MORE DUDES!!!

That ceiling was so low they nicknamed it “Brandon Taubman’s future career.”

Finally, a Joker movie that isn’t just for incels.

The only thing standing between Boylen and greatness is a goatee and wraparound shades.

I’m sorry but the Astros said that this is misleading and you are just trying to fabricate a story. They are actually up 2 games to none. THEY HAVE WIVES AND DAUGHTERS AND ARE PROGRESSIVE.

My least favorite movie is CIVAL WAR 2: ROB DRAKE SAW THREE DUDES DO INTERRACIAL HUGGING

“I am a progressive and charitable member of the community” - Harvey Weinstein Jeffrey Epstein Brandon Taubman

Silver lining is that every minute Berry spends ranting about meaningless bullshit is one minute less he can spend sexually harassing Jenn Sterger.