Having the uncoolest of uncool people publicly destroy your merchandise is genius level marketing akin to getting a PMRC “PARENTAL ADVISORY” sticker slapped on your group’s record in the late 80s/early 90s.

I know McNair doesn’t want the inmates running the prison, but he might want to take a closer look at that dumbfuck warden.

If New Balance ever crosses them then they’ll REALLY be fucked.

To be fair, it’s not an NCAA violation to be a cowardly, inept, metric fucton of assholes.

Reminds me of the old saying: Ben Rothenberg seems like a dick, right?

Yeah but fuck Dan Snyder for real though.

From this point forward, I fully expect every Richie Incognito story ending with him being tased into submission.

Knocking down these fucking statues of racist traitors is the ONLY performative patriotism we should be getting behind.

I know but it’s more fun to be a salty a-hole about it than to complain about Werth’s contract or Papelbon or something else.

GM wins is the best advanced stat.

“You know he’s a good football man because he has an extremely strong handshake.”

[Bill Simmons Voice]

I’ll never forgive that bald-headed fucker for drafting Drew Storen ahead of Mike Trout.

This is really good content, thanks.

There’s a difference between being political and covering sports news that is political. No surprise that this spit-shined asshole is too dumb to understand the difference.

In related news, Dan Synder’s first name is actually pronounced “Fuckhead”

It’s more satisfying to make fun of inbred mouth-breathers that actually think it’s a good name.

The only thing worse than having to suffer as a ‘Skins fan is listening to chubby whiteys defend their godawfully fucking terrible racist nickname.

Ben McAdoo looks like your friend’s friend’s big brother from 1983 that had a collection of ninja swords, nunchuks, and throwing stars all mounted on his bedroom wall.

I thought the original Turner Diaries sucked but HOLY SHIT.