“Poison pill, you say?” softly cackled Papa John Schnatter as he pulled out his personal bottle of garlic dipping sauce...

I don’t know what completely wanton debasement Ernie filmed Ted doing all those years ago, but for FUCK’S SAKE 15 years of this absolute clown show from Grunfeld has got to be worse. #FireErnie

Seriously if you want to sound like everyone’s worst drunk uncle, just repeat the phrase “unadaltarated ignorace”.

“Our country is being reduced to complete and unadaltarated ignorace.”

Apropos of nothing really, the balls in face scene from Borat is the hardest I have ever laughed in my life. I sounded like a fucking donkey having a seizure.

Old white dudes: ALWAYS FUCKING AGGRIEVED.

Canada, so it’s not so much a knife but more gentle poke and immediate apology, followed by a warm embrace.

Careful - if the Libertarian Party reads this they’re going to run this guy in 2020.

A movie where Thanos snaps his fingers and everyone that looks like him disappears.

Favorite takeaway from this article is that Peter Angelos is almost dead!

#NotAllCardsFans

This was lovely.

“See it’s okay because I’m also physically repulsive.”

Three games.

Don’t worry, we’re on it.

Sneak peek at Cleveland’s presentation.

Speaking of the good old days, I remember when the wives of NBA executives used burner accounts to tweet their complete fucking nonsense.

another review, from one of my teenagers:

Extremely excited to see these start trickling out in a few months...

I don’t know what’s going on here but let’s hope it ends up with somebody’s ass in the jackpot.