I am always blown away by the courage these women show and have shown. In the face of absolutely brutal pushback from our broken culture, they stayed strong. I hope their sacrifice will keep safe future generations of girls and young women.

WHEN SHE WON’T RUB JERRY’S FEET

Master race looking good, buddy!

Pretty sure Bills Draft Party should be moved to Character Concerns.

So now the onus is on those women to meet with the club? What is there to understand? How about they get their fucking membership comped for a year and that dumbass father-in-law gets banned indefinitely for being a racist mouth-breather. That seems like a good starting point.

When I stare at the crazy wizards clue wall in my basement, I see all of these incidents share one thing in common.

So many great storylines this NBA season and then this comes out of nowhere and is just THE BEST. Incredible.

“More like Trystin’ Thompson right guys?”

Yeah but the Indians logo is racist as fuck.

I get so giddy every time I see a new McKenna story on Deadspin. He never disappoints.

Way to kill two stones with one turd.

Ok Brett.

Every single penny that was raised during Lou Anna Simon’s tenure should go into a fund for the victims.

Forget IT. The Celtics should play a 7 minute long Billy King video tribute during every single home game.

I will say that her teeth are a welcome respite from those of President Garbage Chompers. Vonn 2020!

Even his teeth are like GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF HERE.

A shitton of people should go to jail over this but I’m having a hard time coming up with a fitting punishment for Nassar that doesn’t involve something out of Se7en.

Is it okay that I scrolled straight down to the BAD-BAD Pacino section? Because that is BEST-BEST Pacino.

Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum! Mandelbaum!

Adults: America is great, but together we can make it better.