Pat dressed like he’s jetting off to Hedonism II after the show.

Always love reading her stuff. So good.

Haha oh right. I’ll show myself out.

non sequitir, but this article has me thinking about the eastern conference all-star team and the crazy versatile lineups they can run out there -

Who the fuck is Nev Schulman?

A number of years ago, Mike and Mike were a driving factor for me to switch from car commuting to bike commuting. Totally changed my life for the better. A super interesting, smart, edgy, or funny show would not have forced my hand like that.

Candy-ass ‘Cane got STRIPED.

I wish Albert would just write about the NBA all the time. Okay the NBA and food. And the Trump administration. Food, NBA, Trump. That about covers it.

As long as we can still make fun of all Greggggggs, I’m down for whatever.

Uhh how he could he say that when white male culture is being systematically disman

The only thing that surprises me is that he didn’t load those paper towel rolls into a Trump-branded t-shirt cannon and accidentally murder a baby.

Wow way to make assumptions about shirtless dudes with tattoos at baseball ga

And yet, somehow, Dane Cook is still worse.

Fuck Alex Bregman. There - I kept his name out of my mouth.

When you actually see it.

I can only imagine the artisanal vegan/organic/smallbatch dogfood that poor pup was fed. I would have resorted to drinking my own piss too.

David Ross content is basically standing betwixt two mirrors right now.

“Burley ball tosser Matt Harvey was out late at hot meatpacking spot WUUUNOAAACK...”

Veeeery close second...

I got to the part about Whitlock trying to clean up and date strippers then promptly vomited and passed out. Kind of like Whitlock at an all you can eat buffet in a strip club!