How can you be mean to Jonah Keri? He seems like the nicest dude in the world.

#NotAllPhotoOps

Yes but his all-time high usage rate portends a downward spiral of sta

Every American I see at Disney riding around on a motorized scooter, sucking on oxygen is still alive. #science

Nantz is a room temperature glass of 1% milk.

Here is an even more unpopular mvp hot take for you: CO-MVP!

So I guess Poop and Lies are the alt-strippers dancing in a VERY DIFFERENT bar from Mystique and Aura.

Good Deadspin is so incredibly good.

And here I googled “I need a picture of a bald eagle please don’t sub in some other eagle.” Stupid google.

Right sure but how many of those weak-ass birds were magnificent fucking bald eagles? Yeah. That’s what I thought.

Time will tell, but I feel like Steve Kerr might have made the right decision a few seasons ago.

Ernie’s egregious FA mistakes plus a first rounder he would probably fuck up for a dude that can shoot the lights out. Seems fair to me!

Beard zoom in.

The last time the hare had a showing this ba

This is hands down one of the best things you have ever written. Dying laughing.

“Holy shit, Drew. You need to get a grip, man. Listen, I suspect I’m probably not you’re typical reader. 41, balding investment guy, three kids, minivan, house in the suburbs...”

Bentley Choadenheimer: Thank you, Sean Spicer for being one of the greatest, um, Conserv..., I mean a living legend and um, a legend of conservativism and um, just thanks for being on the show and... 

First draft from Knicks PR: “If Coretta Scott King was alive today, we hope she’d support James Dolan”

Best tweet of the night.

When Shaq looks at you like that.