Tiger survived the Bowling Green Massacre. He’s just playing with house money now.

I’m looking forward to the first “This is Fox” ad where inhouse celeb Roger Ailes is shown slowly licking the face of a horrified intern.

Steve Bannon looks like the business end of WC Fields’ nose.

Fucking millennials. Now excuse while I go catch up on this EXTREMELY NUANCED season of House of Cards.

I feel like this is the time you *should* join the military. Now, more than ever, we need reasonable voices in every single corner of our society.

Wow this new Matt Damon movie looks fucking terrible.

The fence thing sounds petty as fuck. Then again, this is high school football we’re talking about, where a football mom will metaphorically shiv you if you block her view or talk shit about her baby.

Another money making idea: have people pay you to never, ever, EVER wear a speedo in public again. Ever.

UPDATE: Media releases photo of person in voting line behind Langer’s friend’s friend:

People are going to say it was Marcus Smart, but there’s a 65% chance he took a shot at it and missed.

yeah is there a way to at least filter out in my RSS feed all the political sub blogs like the concourse that have blown up since the Gawker block wa

Goddammit why can’t Deadspin just stick to spor

If only Bill Conlin were alive so that he could see this and then immediately get punched to death. :(

Well if you really look at Westbrook’s historically high usage rate his statistics aren’t all th...

To be fair, the decision to serve Pepsi products is fucking unforgivable.

If the A in the logo is the collective anus of San Diego fans, then the whole thing really works.

Right, sure, ok but what the coastal elites don’t understand about middle americ

Death, taxes, and Melo backpedaling after he cheapshots someone.

Fuck cancer. Long live Sager. I hope I can one day have even half the strength and courage he exhibited during his battle.

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