I can’t believe you guys are spending time on this when there is a pizza parlor in DC tha

“Not only does Friedman look like a middle-aged guy trolling for pussy at Coachella”

Ironically, her turning out to be a mouth-breathing white nationalist is actually a step up from whatever the fuck she was doing to the poor fans at Phillies games before she got shit-canned.

Todd is everyone’s shitty step-dad.

It’s a travel before it’s a double dribble. He dragged his pivot foot.

I’m Chris Cooley, and I approve this message, bro.

It’s like people don’t remember how insanely shitty taxicab service was.

Gamergate called. It wants its cargo shorts, short sleeved oxford, and weird top hat back.

Gout is an absolute motherfucker.

If you read his tweets in the voice of a SUPER WOKE middle-aged suburban dad they make a lot more sense.

Would love to see the NFL set up a support fund that could be tapped by victims of domestic violence. Of course Goodell would probably write the wrong year on the check or find some other way of fucking it up.

Hat tip to any dong this big that’s managed to last for more than four hours.

Yeesh...the lengths some people will go to convince the public they aren’t the Zodiac Killer.

As long as you can magically conjure up a nuclear fallout shelter in your backyard when Trump wins, it’s all good.

This leak is about as titillating as one of Hillary’s pantsuits.

1,000 Penn State alums just reflexively wrote an angry letter in support of JoePa.

FINALLY! It’s about damn time an old white dude with a mustache publicly moralized about how things should be.

These white lives matter protests are getting out of hand.

“Inadvertently ingest cocaine while kissing a woman solicited for sex on Craigslist the night before the olympic trials..” - also Rob Ford’s Make-a-Wish request.