To be fair, this hasn’t been made into a meme, so it’s extremely hard for Curt to understand.

“boom-boom-BOOM” - also the sound my brain makes when it explodes after reading about how Skip makes arguments out of agreements.

There is more patriotism in this one act than a million flag lapel pins.

After reading this, Mitch Kupchak offered Swift 60m/3.

Live look into the DraftKings employee break room...

AJ Preller is what happens when the worst TED Talk™ becomes sentient and discovers the brain boosting properties of Bulletproof Coffee™ for the first time!

Has there ever been a bald middle-aged white guy with a goatee that hasn’t been completely fucking insufferable?

I am fortunate enough to ride my bike to work every day and have a tight group of fellow cyclists that do the same. We often meet for coffee before heading into the office. The common lament is that work sucks and we would be so much happier if we could just go on an all day ride instead of heading to the office.…

“Uhhhhh” is the Deadspin commenter section version of “well, actually...”

DO NOT WORRY TEDDY! VIKINGS SUPERFAN #1 ON HIS WAY!

Fakes on a Plane II: Pandering Idiots

Holy shit hot molten lava here.

Well at least we can all empathize with the plight of these victims...

They just released a DMX parody song this morning, so NOW they are officially the worst thing on Facebook.

Can we at least see the bottom 5 Grantland staffers?

That’s awesome you found something that makes you so happy. I really don’t think it matters what you end up doing for exercise as long as you derive a ton of enjoyment and satisfaction from it.

Please god let this be the news we need to have that goddamn JoePa statue melted down.

All my best to you. Hope you have a great summer and get to spend a lot of it with your friends and family.

We did screen and our kid is amazing - another silver lining!

You do a really good job describing the absolute primal rage one feels when a loved one gets mocked or treated like your brother did. I don’t know where it comes from but it’s powerful. As an aside, my wife and I often say that one of the many silver linings that came from our 2nd son being born with Down syndrome is…