Rambo could one-arm that shit...

My immigrant husband didn’t understand what was going on in the town of Vulcan in the latest episode of American Gods. I tried and failed to explain it, then I was just like “they’re a town of Republican voters”, which I think got the message across.

Conservatives are all about states rights and self-determination...until a state, municipality or person decides to have a different opinion than them. Then it’s: “Without governemt and rules, we’d just be a a bunch of monkeys flinging poo at each other.”

And destroying said beauty with the speewing of word salad.

Shooting a giant gun into a serene natural setting while talking about the importance of protecting life may be the most Republican thing I’ve ever seen. Amazing.

This whole thing is like the drunken uncles of America are lurching around representing all the rest of the family.

Well, at least all the other countries aren’t laughing at us anymore, like they did under Obama. Ha! We showed them!

I don’t want trump visiting America.

If only more leaders had the stones to stand up and say they dont want him to visit.

oh did you overshoot the directions to breitbarf/drudge sludge?

Dad? How’d you find this site?

Checking in from vacation to tell Josh Duggar to go fuck himself.

Oh my gaaaaawd what I would give to get rid of this ugly inbred crunchy curled family!!!

Translation: he’s having trouble finding work.

have subjected him to exposure only in an intensely negative light for actions he engaged in as an indiscreet youth and that will continue to haunt him and cause him financial and emotional injury for the rest of his life.

• Report: the Democratic party remains very stupid. [The Hill]

YOU HOLD YOUR TONGUE

I am shocked, shocked I say!, that a profanity was uttered in a hockey locker room. Of all places! What’s this fucking world coming to?