I don’t know which is better, Trudeau’s low-key bracing himself and “oh were you trying to do something there? I hadn’t noticed”; or Macron’s brazen“fuck no, I’m not putting up with this bullshit”.

There’s the Eddie Izzard method. React as anyone else would when someone deliberately inflicts pain on them. “AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! You bastard! I hope you die in a car crash.”

Remember when Donald was going to make us respected by the whole world? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Over two dozen Coptic Christians were slaughtered by Muslims this week and Jezebel didn’t deem it worthy to write about. This shit goes both ways.

Ahh, the good ‘ol 42nd ave Max platform.

And just look at the way he is setting like a petulant child as opposed to a real adult.

Is it possible to elect a bigger, fucking fool?

perpetually embarrassing us

Again. Embarasses America again.

We’re all just laughing now because this guys daughter is a whore?

“Yeah hah...Debbie parties in the back.”

“and that he will “never be his happy go lucky self [sic]” again.”

the first season starts with Zombies and dragons. where did you think this was going?

You’re angry that they followed the books?

“What is dead may never die” is almost a direct quote from HP Lovecraft’s “The Nameless City”:

The Deep Ones? Like “Shadow over Innsmouth”? Lovecraft?

Your wife must know my dad. He’s super aggressive from years of navigating Chicago traffic. People just close their eyes and go to/pretend to be asleep to avoid seeing him thread the needle at 90mph.

I don’t think the first emailer needs to feel badly about taking an exam for an athlete. I do however believe that they should be expelled immediately, as well as the student athlete. How they feel about it, I don’t give a shit.

Spoiler for the end of the series: