Boy, when the fan base reads this, there’s going to be hell toupeé.

🎶 Hello Mary-Lou, goodbye hard...🎶

Boise State opened-1.5. At tip-off, they were -3.5. Maybe someone reeeeally needed OT?

DO NOT FUCK WITH THE MASHED POTATO!!!!

THE SEA LION WITH GLASSES IS RIGHT!!!

That’s the first thing I thought! Chris Harris’ answers seemed 10x louder than the questions Newton was fielding from 18" away from his face. Boy, it’s weird around here today, isn’t it?

[sees opportunity to repair damaged image during offseason]

Indeed. Keep it private:

I’d be more worried about the guy, but surely the height difference prevented the punch to Testi from being a low blow.

“And daddy, if I have nuts on my chin, do I have chin-nuts?”

Now that is a great screen name.

Thank god it was a one-and-one...

I’m making a baked ziti tonight for my neighbor: THE GUY WHO LOVES HIS MOTHERFUCKING SNOWBLOWER. He’s a beautiful maniac with the thing, and I’m gonna make sure he doesn’t have to cook for two goddamned days.

“The Bloods wear red. Jersey sales will be just fine, thank you very much.”

Ha! +1

He went down like a submarine with screen doors.

You’re right. It’s nice that something finally broke that professional football player’s way.

Tonight in heaven!

Gimme the under!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRR!!!!!