That’s a picture of a guy he looks like!

Wow, do I wish Twitter was around for the peak Gascoigne years.

What a ghetto move.

With the stupid decision to have a Hilton Gardens Inn bedsheet separating the two teams’ pressers, and Cam hearing Denver players joyously celebrating his failure, I think it was a pretty smart idea to get the hell out of there before he said something really dumb that would be replayed through his whole career.

I knew I shouldn’t have stapled all of that haunted bologna to that Bible and taught it how to speak. I am sorry everyone.

After a grueling season, these guys finally get to go home, unwind, and let their skeletons climb out of their skin bags. The skeletons of NFL players get to run around and commit crimes and generally just relax. Blow off steam. Get re-energized. When you get up there in age, it’s harder and harder to coax your…

I’m going to go home and hope that no more Plumlees got into my attic.

These uniforms being allowed on the same court at the same time may constitute a UN human rights violation.

It’s not that big of a deal to beat some Golden Gloves fighter.

Whenever the End Times come, we need to make sure we save Antonio Cromartie for re-population purposes.

12. Walked by Legarette Blount wearing a Boise State jersey

Has anyone ever considered doing, like, a cat bar? With beer?

“Where in the world is Johnny Manziel?” -Johnny Manziel

Happy New Year, you morons!

Fun fact: All goalies have a tattoo somewhere on their body that says “I hate puck. Please no puck. Keeping it away from my web. Forever.”

very very very very very offside

I know a lot of work goes into making something look this pretty, and you give credit the very smart and experienced players, as well as their Hall of Fame coach, and therefore, you can't expect other teams to be able to accomplish this. But it should sure as fuck would be nice if they tried, instead of having their…

Gino...became a kind of human victory cigar

Porn. That counts as a sport doesn’t it?

You don't get it. It's really about the dunks he's NOT dunking.