(Oddest finding thus far: ZZ Top tour shirts are worn by at least five kids in the doc.)

How could Gonzales not jump to head that cross away? What was he doing?

DERP WRASSLIN’ DEEEEEERRRRPPP!!!!!

The idiocy of your point of view is truly dangerous.

Wrong. Wrestling is entertainment. You're talking about the conference finals here, not a fucking And 1 mix tape.

I love you Barry, but holy shit. This take is so weak and bad I don’t even think you believe it.

People running for office are unlikeable. It’s painful to watch such dishonesty. And be honest, she has the most horrifying fake smile since Nixon in ‘68 (the “new” Nixon).

You’re right, but it’s not like we can just decide to be as funny as you guys were.

If you aren’t one already, you’ll be a fantastic dad, Samer. That popping sound you’re hearing is all the ovaries in your office simultaneously exploding.

Agreed.

Karen Kilgariff from Mr. Show. This record is great.

Hey!

[reads headline]

Christ. Where's Ogilvie when you need him?

Good ole Merle. Always knew how to handle an asshole:

gonna go cry forever now

Oy vey! +1

I randomly stumbled on your avatar pic the other day. I never knew who he was, so I went on YouTube. I’m sure you’ve seen this a million times, but on the off chance you somehow missed it, I thought I’d leave it here. Thanks for the laughs.

“THAT’S A GOOD-LOOKING HUMAN RIGHT THERE!!”