Once, I think:

Why is Lukaku not offside?

Oh, that long pass in...

“Jesus, what an idiot!”

/dying

“Oh, sure. This guy gets a sympathetic Puck.”

“What the hell are you watching?!”

Did the missed goal mean anything? Thank you in advance for pardoning my ignorance.

That’s Secretariat-down-the-stretch-at-the-Belmont offsides.

Oh yeah? Well I'm about to spend five days at my in-laws.

You don’t need Globetrotter tickets, but this one’s for Pop anyway.

God damn! +1

My mistake! Helluva punch though. Can you believe Ali was back on his feet at 4? Merry Holidays!

He wrote that after this:

Gumbel also labeled Joe Frazier a “white champion in black skin”.

Sounds about right. We're pretty unlikeable.

Kudos to Terry for deciding to not be Smart in that situation.

Might I suggest a compromise everyone can enjoy?

Huh, I was going with three, bro. You learn something new every day.