stylesbitchley
Styles Bitchley
stylesbitchley

Hee! +1

Ha! +1

Ha!

/dying

🎶 Someone's square with his bookie now...🎶

Now playing

If you’ve been diagnosed with depression (like me) and have let your meds lapse, like I used to, call your doctor & get back on them. This time of the year is a BITCH. Hang tough. And allow me to inject 11:00 of pure joy into your life. Particularly the mustachioed maraca player. Watch as he flaps his sand-filled…

+1

Should have bet him to Place.

So great. +1

“Shut the fuck up and play football.”

Looked like he hit that free-throw a little fat.

I used to love when he’d introduce the offensive linemen as “the big uglies”.

This is their old team doing this to them, too. That’s like god having Browns fans by the wrists and bashing them in the face with their own hands yelling, “WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF?!”

So great. Brings to mind Hunter S. Thompson’s obituary for Richard Nixon. Cheers, Drew!

James Jones: The easiest WR on your fantasy team to spot on television.

/fucking dying +1

CYST! The logo draws itself!

Never learned an instrument either, but mine would’ve been a punk band called Myles Standysh & the Puritones with a debut album called LAND RUSH! Hats with buckles. The whole magilla.