Really? This is what passes for news?

Because it’s impossible for a white man to write about black characters.

I hope this is just Poe’s Law at work?

Really, who honestly CARES about the Olympics?

If it’s run by an administration you support: “An admirable program to allow inmates a chance to work and develop skills that will help them reintegrate as useful working members of society after they finish their sentence, regrettably spoiled by a few bad apples”

cf:

Error 1: trying to lose weight.

I wish I could give you more stars.

Materially indistinguishable from Dallas’ “It was all a dream” reveal.

It’s all about being pretty but you can’t really get it to work.

Oh, if you call NMS the crash of the Hype Train...I’m not sure English possesses sufficient superlatives to encompass the Brobdingnagian cataclysm that will be the release of Star Citizen.

Who the fuck has so much spare life that they a) would even watch the execrable piece-of-shit Hobbit movie(s) a second time, much less b) HUNDREDS of hours of outtakes and fluffery?

So after the appeal, does that mean the issue is closed?

If you don’t have kids, probably the best thing you can do for the world generally is:

1) if you don’t like the view, build a screening fence or plant screening shrubbery.

“The team believed in this film and poured their hearts and souls into it.”

I have to say, as a lifetime possessor of the article discussed, you have some pretty goddamn strange ideas of what dicks look like.

Best advice in the whole thing: “Don’t be an asshole, especially if you’re an asshole.”

Here’s my question: