I'm pretty sure he knows his stuff.

Are you ready kids?

Well that GIF wasn't completely misleading, or anything.

Even without the cars, the Circuit provided a lot of entertainment. It was also stunning, as Lord March got some Dutch guy to plant 300,000 daffodils for the occasion in about four days, with a machine that's so cutting edge, even the Goodwood team was forbidden to take a photo of it.

Things to take away:

"The worst sound it potentially makes is cop sirens blooping from behind you, and an amplified voice telling you to stay in your car."

"Excuse me, could you please let me use this computer? I am participating in a beat off and need to do it once from each computer. It'll only take a second, I can take care of that poll really quickly."

C'mon, people! The W123 is the only of the two that can be had in brown, diesel-powered, with a manual, AND a wagon! How can you vote for the Fox Body over this!?

Well now. It looks like the new Cruze has finally come into… Focus.

Whenever I show this ad to people, they invariably laugh and make comments like "The shame of getting pulled over by a Renault Le Car must have hurt more than the speeding ticket."

Having "Meatball, because I taste like a meatball" as a nickname...Yeah, it's that kind of thrill #thenewTLX

They also always forget to include the jokes when the laugh track plays

not off the lots apparently!

I was totally distracted by her glorious afro.

"Sorry, I just can't afford it." He said, as they walked away from their test drive. "We'll have to look at something used for you, my wife will definitely notice a purchase that big."

Woman: Is that Doug DeMuro hiding in the bushes over there?

I know I nailed two of them, but I don't see how this was not one of those two:

Looks like they finally enforced wearing a full uniform for Smokey.

Everything's under control guys, Smokey is on duty.

We have a wiener!

We're working on a new Kinja feature where I come to people's houses, hold their hands, and explain the story to them very, very slowly.