When a BMW i8 at a showroom in the Dutch province of Brabant began smoking yesterday morning, firefighters there had just the solution.

That there’s a first gen CR-V.  

In this case it’s a colloquialism of “flash tune”. Sometimes old terms stick around past their usable life, like do you actually rewind your DVDs, hang up your phone, or roll up the windows?

It’s when they clean all of the carbon out of the throttle body using about $2,000 in cash.

This was my exact thought. Those tail lights are straight from Lexus.

Nice Lexus IS you got there

For one, it says “Pizzapizza” instead of “Meemeep” when you tap the horn...

That Porsche

Ron is David Tracy’s Ghost of Christmas Future.

A car that isn’t in a crash costs nothing to repair.

[fills in “rant against free-standing infotainment screens” on Jalopnik bingo card]

Echo echo echo

And next time, someone ask him what exactly he thinks Title IX is.

It does look pretty good actually

I’d rather be disappointed than ignorant, Michael

That’s cool and stuff but also the screens look ridiculous. Gotta be a better way to integrate them.

I was gonna take Tesla private, but then I got hiiiiiigh

Yeah but at least you don’t have to have a body made of aluminum, so you’re safe from bears or something......./s

I’m in Germany...and look, we can work out a deal. They’re not common [but I actually have seen the damn things on the road] but I help can find you the 1993 Pontiac Trans Sport you are looking for. But, for all of this legwork...there is going to be a finders fee, and it won’t be cheap.

lol *wink*