Only meth, heroin, and cocaine? I only take my car to an LSD certified mechanic. It’s a bit farther from my house, but it’s worth the trip.

I remember reading about somebody winning a lawsuit cuz he thought once it was turned on, he could go make himself some coffee or something in his Winnebago....

Every ride you take
Every choice you make
Every ride record you break
Every poop you take
We’ll be watching you

Seriously, Jalops, this is it. The moment of truth. We need to buy this car.

The second they didn’t hand it off on that second and whatever me and my pops both said “the city of Atlanta is going to regret that play call forever”

Don’t worry - there are many other things for him to crash into.

Since half of the money went to help kids with brain tumors, you just made yourself look like the biggest prick alive.

This machine should at least be on BRZ power levels.

I'd say the Cygnet is more like a Cessna in a hangar full of SR-71s.

Who are you, Bill Cosby's lawyer?

Thank you for your brilliant analysis and wonderful contribution to the discussion.

Here, let me update your watermark then...

Downshift Abbey

this is the most auto-hipster thing I've ever read

Last day for Pirelli World Challenge! Both days should be on YouTube soon if you miss anything.

Strangely, I don't hate it!

Never. He dissolves in water.

You say "I'm sick of the Hellcat" but all anyone hears is "I support godless communism."