I was waiting for the punch line

Next up is a Van Gogh edition with only one wing mirror.

...and Mustang flatulence. It's right there clear as day......

Man, I would've sold so many Cinnabons and Starbucks...they're free for soldiers though. Thanks for risking your life defending us, now risk your life eating this caloric minefield of deliciousness.

Welcome to Jalopnik, where nobody forces you to like something but the comment section is ALWAYS full of complaints.

Pagani would have made the crest based on a middle age alchemy formula using the scale of a baby dragon, the heart of a disemboweled man, the clippings of a unicorn mare's hoofs, a sliver of iron that once held a Titan, a golden goblet from King Solomon, and a cornerstone from the castle of the last king of Atlantis.…

That license plate lottery system is interesting. If there was a system in which only 0.8% of Chinese drivers could register their car here in the U.S. the roads would be safer for everyone.

The view from the other side of the hotel room.

I love a gearshift with a good crunch!

Putting a remote starter in that car is going to end up causing a lada damage before it's all said and done.

In Soviet Russia, car in parking lot finds you!

Some of our cars already have this "stud deploying" feature.

CONVICTION. CREATIVITY. COURAGE. DYSLEXIA.

Now it's time to play a little game called : scenes from a hat

Welcome to BMW, where the numbers are made up, and the cars don't matter.