I honestly believe all the science used in this whole scandal can prove there is interstellar life forms out there. This scandal must continue for humanity.

initials? This wasn't part of the plan. ABORT! ABORT!!!

Right. I just wanted him to show his work. If you're gonna call NDT out, you've got to take it home all the way....

Neil's just feeling a bit churlish because that fucking hack Bill Nye got there first. "Science Guy my ass, more like Science Bitch if you ask me." Don't ever put those two in the same room.

Fuck Wilson. The dude just up and swims off at the first sign of rough weather. Some friend.

Yeah I totally can't believe that a multi-billion dollar entertainment company has a corporate system in place to manage it. I can't believe it has rules that they enforce on employees who sign a contract saying they'll adhere to said rules in exchange for a multi-million dollar contract. But what I really can't…

Realizing after the fact you didn't need to cheat does not excuse the cheating.

When I am 82, and on my way out, for the love of all that is holy, I grant all of you permission to take over my diet and feed me only candy, ice cream, sodas, and Johnny Walker Red.

The refs allowed the Patriots to use the Colt's balls....therefore....covering up what NE was doing!!!111!! Refgazi!!!11!!

His plaque can say 'Yeah'

that's connecticut

"Maybe they should read the rule book." -Tom Brady last week in reply to complaints about the Patriots' unique formations against the Ravens.

Seriously, how cheap is the NFL that they don't supply the balls?

I am loving it just to watch NFL brass squirm during what should be their victory lap after a difficult years.

This might be the first time in super bowl media coverage that a team will complain about too many soft ball questions.

Hold on Barry, you actually expect me to believe that the NFL knew about a problem and failed to act on it?

Yeah, but you just know he'd ignore the rules to pass Go and collect $200 on the way.

each team provides their own balls. it's apparently not a smart rule to use. the league is better off having the refs bring the balls and supervise the equipment upkeep for them.

No flag pin? NO FLAG PIN????

Gotta disagree re: banana peels. 1) the thing will disintegrate in like 2 days anyway, putting nitrogen and carbon back into the earth as it does and 2) I live in Colorado. How badass would it be if a goddamn banana tree grew on the side of I-25?