Cheese and crackers allow for a great number of combinations. I find it hard to believe that the majority of people taking this poll enjoy boring Nacho Cheese Doritos more than their favorite combination of cheese and crackers.

I voted for Goldfish AND Bugles, comrade.

It's almost like people don't understand that cheese and crackers can be expanded beyond this.

Jesus, where are you getting Leafs tickets for only $110? That's a steal.

Being a man of persistence and determination, I refuse to see a romantic gesture as failed until I see a copy of the restraining order.

1. Cheating is wrong.

Wait, Ohio State has an entire season and bowl victory vacated because some players gave away their own shit in exchange for tattoos, but Penn St.'s football program turns a blind eye to the molestation of children over the span of 2 DECADES and all is forgiven because they said "now that we've been caught we're…

You arrive at college. You have been ripped away from all of your support systems at home. Maybe you didn't have much of a support system at home. You are confused and lonely and wobbly and excited and don't even know where your feet are.

I kept reading polish week as Polish week, in which case I imagine the prep is less manicure and more:

Ha! We don't respect other people's beliefs even if they are different than ours, do we guys? We like to ridicule people who think different than us even though it doesn't affect us personally! How progressive and liberal of us!

White people who get indignant about this kind of shit on Twitter usually don't actually care about the larger issues, they just want to be recognized for appearing to care.

The talking raccoon demo must be irate as well.

I agree it's important to defend their right to publish it. I just don't think the martyrization of the magazine is appropriate. While it's obviously disgusting what was done to them in retaliation, they still weren't heroes of some sort for pushing out this gunk.

Jesus Christ. Stop trying to defend/rationalize/contextualize this piece of shit magazine.

Well, if I had to guess, he was probably pretty wet the entire time.

I'd imagine a mono-a-mono fight with Putin a-la War of the Gargantua

If Teddy wasn't on Mt. Rushmore (assuming they still made it with 4 faces), I have to think his replacement would have been Andrew Jackson.

Two options for coaches:

Why even have coaches? Just have Jerry and Deion call the plays or just the players themselves like a pick up game.

Oh, this is new, a liberal anti-cop slant article on Deadspin! From a person who has never worked the job and clearly doesn't understand a thing, but feels speaking out against the actions of cops in any facet is the right call.