My favorite history professor had a great story about her dissertation defense. She was getting a PhD in medieval history. One of the panel members asked her what the difference between the first crusade and the second crusade was.

even if you know the things that you’re asked about, recalling them on the spot is hard.

He’s not the only Republican just finding out what his job entails....

If you’re anti-abortion but respect that it’s your personal decision and are cool with letting others do whatever they want because they ALSO get to make that personal decision, by all means join us.

I saw a guy crab walk down the aisle wiping his but on the carpet as he went. This was on an Air India flight in the 1970's. The stewardesses (which is what they were called in those days) pulled out some sort of carpet steamer and cleaned the rug after him. I was just as amazed that they had a carpet steamer on board…

It’s a quote from the Bible: “Blessed be the glassmakers for your eyes are fucked after reading this.”

It’s so appropriate that the de facto leader of the so-called “anti-PC movement” is someone who absolutely cannot take a fucking joke.

Oh, I loved this song so much. Did you see when they did Stairway to Heaven for the Kennedy Center Honors of Led Zeppelin? Those ladies rock!

E!’s new series Revenge Body with Khloe Kardashian is based on the idea that if someone wrongs you, you can get back at them by altering your body’s shape and size.

I have a coworker who mixes a can of green beans and Tuna and microwaves it for lunch like every single day. It smells horrific. She’s not some sort health nut though, she’s like 70 so no one is going to stop her.

Side note: Married people use contraception too. People act like every woman on the pill is a literal prostitute.

That said, there is a town named rat’s mouth.

I’m in love with whoever made these.

As Donald Trump.

If the GOP insists they’re the party of fiscal responsibility and want to reduce government spending, they should be providing MORE money to Planned Parenthood so that women of all income levels can afford birth control.

sounds about right - who’d want to bring children into this world?

Actually, in a hilarious turn of events, I think you are thinking of Kevin Costner.

I give a pass for keaton he was in the movie hidden figures after all. And in general I’m glad they are apologizing and being made aware of it.

Cheers to Jay for throwing something correctly.

“I was having every emotion I’ve tried to get rid of over the past few weeks,” audience member Jordan Serpone told The New York Times. “She shouldn’t be here. She should be planning her cabinet.”