You overlooked a couple of good things:

Even though it’s the morning, this is probably the saddest thing I’ll read all day.

I don’t know if he’s a good person, but Mark Ruffalo’s got good taste in shirts.

...thought she’d have “dozens of orgasms” on her wedding night because she “earned” that by staying a virgin and marrying one.

I’ve long stopped being horrified at how many grown ass adults I’ve met and seen who are totally ignorant in these matters.

Thank God. I love how forced birthers act as though women are gleefully cruising through a pregnancy until the 2nd or third tri and decide, “ugh, this is really cramping my style, I don’t want a baby after all.” IDIOTS: NO WOMAN WANTS TO ABORT THAT LATE. Any woman aborting that late has either been prevented by her…

Not that I’m a fan of going after 82 year old humans, but the whole thing of physically altering dogs to suit our tastes is pretty awful and we need to stop doing that.

Thanks for the advice! I think she has only gotten like one or two new sports bras in the 5 years we have been together, and none of those were Nike. I know she has a couple older Nike ones, so maybe I can figure out what the newest versions of those are. But yeah, this might be a situation better left to a gift card.

i love gossip sites. sometimes they have really salacious juicy gossip and then other times it’s stuff like that sarah paulson bit.

Your opinion is wrong and I’m embarrassed for you.

Big tub of sugar-free gummi bears.

She’s not a bad racer, just more or so average one who just never really shined on a track, but she wasn’t bad. She just has had way too much outside expectations, and we judge her based on that.

That’s horrible.

Omg I actually remember that ad. SO well.

A trans woman defeating the guy who tried to pass a bathroom bill is the kind of poetic justice we need.

I....I like open concept? IDK. I have a big family that gets together a lot, it’s nice to have great big spaces to move around in.

I didn’t know Amber and Matt broke up. He was terrible. I was really worried Matt was the dad; glad I clicked the link. I hope her new guy is awesome.

My partner & I were Brak and Zorak. we won third prize this weekend in the costume contest!

I grew up in the Midwest, was obsessed with spooky stuff, and read a book about the Winchester house in the 3rd grade (I did a book report on it). It transfixed me. The stairways to nowhere, etc. As an adult, I moved to the Bay area and eventually got to visit the property. I was definitely surprised to see it…

Lol yeah the malls surrounding Winchester House make it decidedly less creepy in context. Hard to feel too scared next to a Banana Republic