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I didn’t know this woman myself, but one of my good friends went to a super conservative Christian university, and one of her classmates had NO IDEA how babies were made or how they were born until her mother finally told her — only because she’d just gotten engaged. This woman was 22 years old, about to graduate from

Personally, I think the Nike Pro Combat bras are the best — they’re my go-to for running, even though they’re technically mid-impact, but I don’t have a whole lot going on in the chest area.

Yes, my husband and I bought a house that now I realize has an ‘open plan’ (I don’t think I’d even heard the term when we bought it in 2008) and it has become the official spot for Thanksgiving and Christmas Eve, because the whole extended family can fit in the same huge-ass room. When we have family dinners in my

Mine’s a little different... I write for a small local newspaper and was sent to cover a “seminar” called “Breaking the Poverty Mindset.” I went expecting to hear from some kind of expert about how to get out of debt, use credit wisely, build up savings, etc.

I’ve never rooted so hard for the demise of a reality show relationship as I did for Amber and Matt’s. He was such a manipulative, lying, grifting asshole. I’m so glad she never went through with marrying him. I am very relieved to read Amber for real broke up with Matt and is pregnant with some other guy — though the

You had to walk through the gift shop to get to the start of the tour, but other than that, I didn’t spend much time in there, so I don’t really remember.

I didn’t feel anything in there either, other than hot (it was in the 90s and obviously there’s no AC in there.) But I can’t say I’ve ever felt anything anywhere. It was just a really neat house though.

And when she added the gift shop? :)

Same! I drove in from Oakland, expecting to get off the highway and then to drive for miles until a huge sprawling mansion appeared... nope!

I can’t wait to see this!!

ME TOO. The first headline I saw about this somewhere else I misread as “Ivanka calls herself ‘first lady’” and I could not click fast enough. I was so disappointed.

I used to get extremely dizzy — never fainted, but I got very close the first two times I donated. I figured out I’m fine if I never see the needle. I turn my head completely away from the arm with the needle. The techs always put a paper towel over it too so I can’t accidentally catch a glimpse. Not saying that’s

Yes, thank you for the reminder... it’s been more than eight weeks since my last donation, and I’ve been putting it off because of the effect it has for a few days on my frivolous marathon training, but I think I’ll stop being a twit now and schedule an appointment.

My delightful uber conservative uncle reads the WSJ cover to cover every day. He thinks taking birth control is the same as having an abortion — I once saw a shortcut to a WSJ article on his laptop that “proved” that. Before my husband and I got engaged, but were living in a house we owned together, he asked my

Of all the shallow, superficial relationships on Seinfeld, my absolute favorite was hers and Puddy’s. I loved that episode where he suddenly got religious and told her she was going to hell, but he was fine, so she took the Jesus fish symbol off the back of his car. “That’s right — I stole your Jesus fish!”

Same here. I could feel my pulse quickening as I read further and got angrier. There are very few things my husband could do to me that would make me immediately pack my bags and run, no questions asked, no second chances given — but dumping out my medication without my permission is definitely on that list. I just

A friend and I did the same! Also for the second, which managed to be 10 times worse (funnier) than the first. I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time, and I cannot WAIT for the third one.

Yep, she’d have been labeled the “hysterical bitch” who “flipped out” when he was just standing there, what was the big deal?

HATE these trends. The ruffles look too busy, the ‘cold shoulder’ tops look incomplete and both of them on the same shirt makes me want to stab someone.

THANK YOU. I have seen this in print more and more the last few years and it drives me insane. “I’s” is NOT A WORD.