Didnt he fuck the nanny?
I can’t believe they’re both really gone.
He was only off by two feet.
My husband once pissed me off before a flight. I stared out the window in silence for three hours, out the bus window for one hour and then through a 30 minute information session at the hotel, before finally continuing our fight once ensconced in our room. These people need to be sentenced to a rage repression…
Love Ballast Point, but it’s too expensive, IMO.
We have it pretty good on the east coast. There are many, many amazing breweries from ME to FL.
All that is pretty neat but these are the reasons I’d move to CA.
Was the Taco Bell one a joke? Because I actually am invited to a wedding where Taco Bell will be served. Please tell me I am the only person who knows someone who expects me to shell out for a plane ticket to Pennsylvania, a hotel room, a gift, and time off from work - and be served an “oh my God, they’re so…
I read way too many of these (up until “foxhead garlands”) before realizing this was satire.
J.Lo is that friend who, after a break-up, says “I need to stop being a serial monogamist and date ME for a change!” and then moves in with a new guy a month later.
She was enacting just punishment on her parents for naming her Ashlynd.
No, this is a bad take. That Bronco is spectacular.
I never wanted to be a dog “mom,” but I adopted the term when it became obvious that our new dog preferred me to my sons (9 and 11). They were a little sad and jealous of how much she clung to me, and explaining to them that of course “MOM” is her favorite person in the world made it make sense to them.
I’ve been saying happy holidays forever, because it covers the entire spectrum of holidays, including New Years. People need to get the fuck over themselves.
“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”
Counterpoint: 24K Magic is good.
My students chose 7 Years as their song for our end of the year concert. I have PTSD.
i CTE what you did there
I’m curious how Goodell will respond. On the one hand, he hates celebrations, on the other, the League likes to look the other way when players are getting their bells rung.