Just a reminder for all men out there. If you think your dating strategy will make for a funny montage in a romcom, you probably should not do it and it’s most definitely unethical and/or illegal.

And then the inevitable “You should have thought about that before having sex” kick in the pants.

You cut all of the funding for places that provide discounted and free contraception. Now I’m pregnant. What am I going to do?

How It’s Made

In my fanfic he does.

It’s Moops

Newsflash; people who can’t tell they’ve been conned surprised when it turns out they’ve been conned.

I’m firmly against this move, but it’s because I’m firmly against the draft regardless of gender.

Hey now, let’s not get ahead of ourselves. They’re both heinous trolls and vicious fascists.

Anti-choice. That’s the proper term and one I’ve heard used a lot. I like it because it really gets at what the movement is all about: restricting freedoms. These people don’t give a shit about life.

I’ve seen a lot of online posts saying that we need to work to understand the “Trump voter.” That liberal elitism prevented us from seeing/reaching the scared middle-American who saw their way of life slipping away. But, seriously, fuck that nonsense. I grew up in a small Alaskan town and I got out. I’ve gone back…

To be fair to Belichick, fuck Tim Tebow.

Across The Universe! She has a great singing voice.

I know not many people like Across the Universe because how dare they do that to The Beatles, but she is terrific in it and has a great voice. She was also stellar in Mildred Pierce too.

Our family does an exchange and we all draw numbers at Thanksgiving. It’s much easier.

Carol Brady is survived by 5 loved children and Jan.

I lost my phone once and next thing I know it had denied an African American family housing and refused to sell a cake to a gay couple.

You know racism’s gotten bad when male cheerleaders think they have the right to make fun of anyone else.