These idiots need to talk to their grandmothers. Ask them to explain things like “suffrage” and “disenfranchise”.

That is very upsetting. Internalized misogyny at its finest.

#Repealthe19th, ladies and gentlemen. That’s where we’re at now. This election season has gone so far below the bottom of the barrel, so quickly, that it has punctured a hole in space-time. It now dwells in a dimension that lacks even the concept of barrels.

Are you sure you weren’t on American Choppers?

The Bible tells us that it is always the woman’s fault.

evangelical host Pat Robertson said that Trump was “just trying to look macho.”

When this went down last year, we had a faculty member go on an extended work-email diatribe about how disgusting it was that a man was using the womens’ restroom (she was a transgender student presenting as female). He was reported to the appropriate authorities and chastised, but continued to rant about it in his…

Trevor Noah nailed this one perfectly: there is a massive difference between using obscene language to talk about your totally consensual sexual experiences and talking about sexually assaulting someone. Is the first one kinda shitty, depending on the situation? Yea. Do your friends probably want you to shut up…

Oh look! It’s Vincent Adultman, heading off to a long day at the business factory!

He looks dumpy and his ass looks like a burlap sack filled with snakes.

If (and I place heavy emphasis on “if”) you’re going to go the pumpkin spice route, then I suggest the superior Dunkin Donuts version. It’s actually spicy, as compared to the Starbucks version, which tastes like a Juicy Fruit milkshake. 

as the sister of two brothers, i really appreciate this

You might even say, they need to carry this to term.

We need to have a serious conversation about consent in this country, because too many people just don’t get it. And that is completely inexcusable.

I can’t stop picturing Hillary Clinton kissing her fingers and pressing them to her wallet sized photo of Beyoncé for good luck before each speech. “We got this, Bey...who run the world?”

At no point was the dashcam driver supposed to let that a-hole in. Just because someone wants to merge, does not mean you have to alter your driving. BMW needed to slow down an merge after the car goes by or wait.

So maybe it’s not “locker room talk”, it’s “Old entitled asshole” talk?

This was my favorite part:

Hot damn. “Mr. Trump is rape culture’s blathering id, and Sunday night Hillary Clinton (who, no doubt, has just as many man-made scars as the rest of us) has to stand next to him on a stage, and remain unflappable as she’s held to an astronomically higher standard, and pretend that he is her equal while his followers…