Mein Kampf

#3 #3 #3 are you LISTENING RHODE ISLAND, # fucking 3! I’m not sure there are 5 people in this damn state that get that one.

A one Wuman show, if you will.

I’m not sure how helpful this is going to be. Canadians all look the same to me, with their beady little eyes and flappin’ heads full of lies.

Now I’m just throwing it out there. Maybe, just maybe, Trump might not be fit to be President.

He got all huffy.

In elementary school, my hamster died and I was crying about it. (1st grade yo). I went to the principals office for what I think was just going to be a quick pep talk. He mentioned that I really reminded him of his daughter. I spent the whole day with him, going around doing principal things- it was a blast. It…

I can’t get passed how crappy and lazy this work is to even be offended.

Give him a break -- he only just started Rumspringa and hasn’t had time to shop!

It’s so luxurious, you wouldn’t believe what people are saying about this stocking cap, I sent the best people to find my cap, they tell me this is the longest one anywhere, anywhere in the world you can’t find a better one than this, I was in China and other Asia and I see the stocking caps they have there, everyone…

so thats what a seventh degree burn looks like...

How terribly sad to not have *anyone* miss you. Not a friend or sibling or co-worker. Not even your own mother who thought you moved out and then didn’t worry that you never ever called.

“What’s the best way to reach you? Email?”

We have a new puppy! I only had to do an 8 hour round trip in the car with my kids and my wee dog to pick her up. And we really didn’t know for sure that she’d be there (the SPCAs in this area are notoriously bad at updating their sites). But we got there before opening and we fell in love and took her home.

“The Notebook” is the most garbage-ass movie. Any pleasure derived from it should be accompanied by Raskolnikov-in-Siberia levels of guilt.

Some people really just want the best, and if they can afford it, great for them. I ride a mid-price road bike (aluminum frame, Shimano 105 components) and a better bike would not make me much faster. It’s the loose screw between the handlebars and pedals that needs the improvement most.

I wouldn’t put a kickstand on…

My boss just cut salary and bought a 5k bike. HAPPY FRIDAY

People who participate in triathlons are the worst. I was doing some lap swimming and a group of triathletes came along and tried to hog the lane and lap everyone in a really disrespectful and unsafe manner. So I started doing laps of butterfly.