I just bought my first bike and it was $300. Obviously competitive bikes cost more because it’s a lifestyle and sometimes a profession, but my bike is awesome, will last me for years, and is cheaper than a couple months of Soul Cycle.

That’s a chunk o’ change for something that will definitely be stolen.

LOL When I did my first tri, two women (this was an all-ladies event) showed up with the deep-handled banana seat bikes. There were some who made unkind comments about it, but the bikes looked pretty sweet.

You don’t know the half of it!

“We consume 500 million straws each day. The equivalent of 127 school buses filled with straws. It’s disgusting, ” Adrian Grenier declares the minute I sit down, brandishing a plastic straw that the waiter had forgotten to remove. “There should be children in those school buses, going to school, to learn, not straws,”…

I convinced my DH to drunken hate watch a couple of the Twilight movies with me in the theaters and we similarly had the Best Time.

Anybody who "lectures" a waiter, about anything at all, is a tool. Give your order and shut up.

My Aunt Julie had toes like Steven Tyler’s only (and this is where it gets worse) if you looked directly at them they would start crossing and uncrossing. It was bizarre. I once told my sister that you could throw a ball of yarn at her feet and she would accidentally knit a blanket while she was playing bunco.

No wonder he walks that way...

omg I needed a warning for Steven Tyler’s right foot.

I would like to take a moment to pay tribute to my father, Marine Corp Colonel Samuel Tillett for his courageous and near fatal actions, attempting to save as many lives as possible 15 years ago today in his position as head of security at The Pentagon. When the plane hit my father was not but a hundred feet from the…

OMG! Any man that would tell you that should also let you squeeze his balls while you have an epidural-free birth!!

Can’t comment yet. Picking my jaw up off the floor.

I am having secondhand rage for you.

Meanwhile, I told my therapist what mansplaining was this week and he (an older white dude) thought it was perfect and couldn’t believe he hadn’t heard what it was yet!

From the same article:

jfc. It’s looks like if you tried to pee in the ocean in that thing the piss would shoot up the front, squirt out your cleavage, and hit you in the face.

It’s all fun and games until you need to take a dump

Jet fuel can’t melt bed springs.