You completely hated the person being racially abused and assaulted while doing her job?

He’s not using it to moisturize, though.

My humble suggestion is that celebrities should wear fashion designers on the Red Carpet.

“I see you, car.” I fucking love her.

I always have to laugh at the type of response that amounts to “x group are crybabies that can’t handle shit” and meanwhile can’t see how ridiculous it is that they are so upset and aggrieved over the issue/ change themselves. So, you are a little crybaby bitch, too, right? Like if the name is such an unimportant,…

“But on the other, it’s a direct reflection on society’s crybaby political correctness.”

Semper Cri

As a vagina-haver, I am so happy to have partner who loves and supports me, and actually TALKS about it. Dudes I’ve dated (even long term) in the past have said they were proud of me behind closed doors, but would often opt out of events where I received an award or accolade of any kind. My partner is at every event…

“Hey it looks like you’re going to win- what say you wait up and we finish together?” lol jesus christ are you fucking kidding me? Have some dignity, dude.

I really like Jeff as an announcer; he’s seems to get excited about the action, and he has personal, recent, and most importantly, relevant knowledge of the drivers, crews, and their styles.

Do not judge a person based on their car. Judge a person based on what they think about their car.

Similarly, I judge those who have “TruckNutz” hanging from their hitches.

I judge people based on the state of cleanliness of their car. If the inside of your car is filled with junk and trash, and the outside has filth all over it......

Sarah Palin, never change.

Buzzfeed Quiz. If he were an ice cream he’d be a Dilly Bar.

The bus driver in Hocus Pocus.

“You know what we’re doing? Silently praying that it wasn’t one of us.” Did you see the Blackish episode about this? Because it was phenomenal, both hilarious and heartbreakingly true.

White privilege

American Pharoah’s Belmont win last year. I watched a horse run for 2 minutes and was jumping up and down by myself.

I’ve read all the strips at least a dozen times. He’s a patent lawyer, 100%.