You had to figure something was up when Leonardo DiCaprio didn’t date her.

Poop, Ansel. You are the poop emoji. Everyone knows this. You don’t need to bother asking.

Selena Gomez seems like the Kidz Bop version of his ex-wife.

The philosophy of the artwork relates to the idea of the sacred feminine.

Next will be a 9-month required waiting period.

Even that they called them babies - as though they found a dumpster full of kids instead of cell clusters.

Not the first time some old dude got overly excited about a teenage girl’s jugs.

People are having them below, don’t fret. Any time a nice wedding is covered, there is a face-off beginning with someone who had their wedding at the greyhound bus vending machine with a dress they found while foraging for melted down candle sticks.

She’s saying that her work had some similarities to his, while also declaring that it is not an outright copy. She’s also saying she isn’t even mad if he used her shoot as a possible source of inspiration, because he’s a cute guy.

Reminds me of the Seinfeld episodes with Jerry’s overbearing publicist.

I met a woman like that once. We were on our way to a job together, but first had to drop off her adorable toddler with her extremely nice ex-husband. She explained to me, without irony, that on their wedding day she told him that if ever a day came along that wasn’t just as much fun as they were having right that…

Oh I know a lot of those too but Kaley seems like she’s a serial monogamist in that she can’t ever be single, but also one of those people who wants every moment of every relationship to be some epic love story full of moments out of a rom-com but she can’t handle the day to day regular relationship stuff. Basically,…

She’s that friend we all have who can’t be single, ever, and feels like she has to marry or get engaged to every guy she fucks. Glad she’s at least more mature and responsible with her finances than she is with her romantic life.

Or, move your body in non-linear ways.

Donald Trump loves kids. He’s going to be so good for kids. He’s got the best kids. and lots of them. And one in particular he wants to fuck. Sad!

I think you’re right. Like that 40 year old lady I saw at Abercrombie.

Is this a young person’s clothing line, because I usually see adults wearing it.

“She hasn’t left a void. She’s left a blast crater.”

I would die of irony if one of these conservative douchewaffles was shot by a woman using concealed carry.

I haven’t announced this to my family yet but I’m bursting with excitement and anxiety and nerves so I just have to tell someone