The only time I listened to Delilah on the regular was when I worked in a bagel cafe in high school, and the “dentist office waiting room” radio station that was always playing softly overhead aired her show while I was cleaning up after closing. I hated most of the music so much, but I did enjoy the super cheesy…

I had to shoot an AR-15 to a certain degree of proficiency to graduate from Air Force basic training, and I’ve gone target shooting twice. I grew up and still live in a rural area with a lot of hunters and target shooters, so guns are very common here. Not one of my hobbies though. My husband and I don’t own or want…

Yeah, I’ve spent a grand total of $400 on repairs in the nine years I’ve had my 2007 Civic, to replace a busted engine mount earlier this year. Other than that, it’s all maintenance (tires, brakes, wiper blades, one battery) and even then, it doesn’t come anywhere near the $720/yr average in that graphic.

I LOVE this song. I was just thinking earlier today how great it will be to dance to in one of the loud bars at the beach at about midnight.

The only time one of my friends had a traditional wedding and asked the rest of us to be bridesmaids, we were all still in college, so thankfully we all knew we were on the same page — broke af.

Don’t you just love those glaringly bad attempts at photo editing? My sister is friends on Facebook with this woman who posts a lot of running/working out photos. Her waist is definitely edited in every one, but it’s so bad, it doesn’t even look human anymore. She looks like Gumby, or one of those inflatable wavy-hand…

That song was TERRIBLE. That last episode, when she was singing it in the recording studio, I really thought that creepy producer was going to turn to Cash and be like “wtf is this shit, take your asses back to Nashville” but instead he said how great it was. Of course, it turned out he was just trying to get in…

Haha at least Gordon is no longer calling Kes a “dipshit” on TV.

I hate how her boyfriends always encourage her to fight with her mom about it too. A couple episodes ago, stupid David said something about how Barbara “never should’ve taken Jace away” from Jenelle. Jenelle fucking signed over custody rights because she was 100 percent incapable of taking care of a child! Barbara…

Oh my god you’re so right and I can’t stop laughing!

Ahhh! This was the scene where she was telling her probation officer she couldn’t report to jail the next day because she had tickets to a Ke$ha concert! “That’s why I have all these feathers in my hair!”

I’m a 33-yr-old married woman who doesn’t have or want kids. My four best girlfriends all either have kids, or are planning to get pregnant in the next year. I don’t mind that right now, if I want to see my friends (and I really do, they’re all the same awesome people they were before kids), I have to be the flexible…

Ha! It’s always reminded me of Mr. Yuk too.

That’s Kevin Harvick’s sign. His nickname is Happy. The majority of the other teams have a sign that just looks like the car number.

Meanwhile, my dog just paused in the middle of climbing up onto the couch to pop off a quick fart. He has no game.

Trump made a stop at a high school on the Eastern Shore of Maryland earlier this year, and said “I love Maryland! I have property right on the other side of the Potomac.” Which means he either thinks the Chesapeake fucking Bay is a river, and he owns property on what we call the “western shore” of Maryland on the…

Ha! When I was in the Air Force, there were exactly three women in our roughly 75-person shop. The guys I worked with were constantly calling me by one of the other women’s names, and her by mine. We didn’t even look that much alike, other than the fact we weren’t men. We would just laugh and say “There’s so many of…

WTF. I had NO idea Miley Cyrus’s brother was involved in that band. Coincidentally, “Shake It” just popped up on Pandora this morning and I got that feeling when you hear a song you’d forgotten existed but you’re happy to hear it again. Forever tainted!

I know. She’s the first person who told me she got that question before being discharged, but it’s been a few years since anyone else I was that close to had a kid. I guess it’s become more common to ask since then.

My sister-in-law had her and my brother’s first kid last year. She said when she was being released from the hospital, my brother was out of the room, probably bringing the car around front or something, and one of the nurses asked if my sister-in-law felt like she and the newborn baby would be safe alone with my…