CAPStain America!

Funny, that’s exactly what I do to women! I compress them until they are beautiful diamonds that make me sparkle and shine when I wear them.

Posers. “Dude, I totally feel it!”

Please.

You’ve clearly never done acid. If you have, I pity your brain.

You and me both, Pal.

This sounds, to me, like a twist on Zeno’s paradox of the arrow in flight. From where did you obtain this fun fact?

I have not. I just can’t seem to care about superhero comics. I’ve tired, but they’re just boring to me. I’m mainly reading Rick Remender stuff these days, but it’d be great to read The Boys and Locke & Key without having to drop a couple hundred bucks.

Well, yeah, if you are incapable of taking something apart and looking at it and understanding what you are looking at, I see how you can feel that way. Maybe you can just put a sticker on it.

No way. It’s about Image. Marvel and DC comics seem really pretty stupid to me. I think this is a great deal!

You can open it and cut the wire, but don’t cut your the wire for charging the battery.

They will become useful when the VR headset is available.

Face!

You made my day. Thanks for that. I’m going to create that and you will get a free one.

Be sure to stare and walk toward the camera.

Or your lucky clovers.

Or the Kardashian holograms will be giving you a handy.

That’s insane! Awesome short!