Why not?

It’s a sex number!

According to some History Channel thing I saw (back before they went all Ice Road Truckery), a well-trained soldier with a musket could fire about one round per minute. But yeah, compare that to some nutjob who bought his AR-15 at a gun show the day before...

Tom, I’ve really been enjoying these write-ups. Any chance, once you catch up to the present, of going back and covering some of the movies you’ve had to skip over (Iron Man, for example)?

So, it’s great that they’re raising money for their foundation and all, but do people actually want to see this? I guess there must be an audience for the hologram thing, because it keeps happening, but I really don’t get the appeal. To me the big draw of going to see a live show is that the people performing are,…

Yes, which is legally distinct from rape.

SEAN BEAN REPEATEDLY PLAYS MURDER VICTIMS IN MOVIES DESPITE STAUNCHLY ANTI-SEAN-BEAN-MURDER STANCE IN REAL LIFE!!! MORE HOLLYWOOD HYPOCRISY EXPOSED!!!

True, but then Kavanaugh hasn’t been accused of rape either, unless I missed one. Just assault.

Shouldn’t that be “7 justices and 2 rapists,” because Thomas?

Take your star and go, damn you.

I’ll always maintain that Man of Steel’s “an ideal to strive for” monologue by Russell Crowe shows that that movie really understood the character.

There aren’t really any spoilers in his post though, are there? Anyone who’s been at least casually aware of his contract situation and past statements would know he probably wasn’t going to be back as Cap after this movie, and he doesn’t give away anything that happens to the character. He’s just confirming that he’s…

I honestly kind of hope Tony stays away from Spider-Man for a little while, whether he survives or not. I loved Homecoming, but I’m a little concerned about the writers falling into Spidey sort of being Iron Man Jr. I feel like he deserves more than that.

Okay, but as every Simpsons fan knows, “no George Lucases allowed” means they can still have one.

Here you go. I wasn’t familiar with Reeva Payge either, but apparently her power is “mental balance distortion” which, from the description at the link, sounds like it was depicted pretty accurately on the show.

Don’t forget Blade 3!

This would explain a lot, actually.

As someone who’s lost the tip of a finger before (thumb for me), I can vouch that going back into a football game immediately after is pretty badass.

I just wanted to add some positivity to this inexplicably angry thread by saying your username made me smile.

Well, I mean, Africa’s a pretty big country. They probably have at least one, right?