So does this take place before or after Rise of Skywalker?

I just hope Mr. Ratburn is able to cope with the stress of Patrick’s dual identity as Anther Man.

They hinted at some point recently that that might not necessarily be the case. I think it was Jon asking her who told her she was sterile, Dany saying it was some witch lady and Jon being like, “and you just believed her?”

I also want to make sure I never see video of Robert Kraft getting a handjob.

Well, NK clearly has some kind of ability that allows him to be the only character outside of the previous Three-Eyed Raven who can interact with Bran during his visions, so it’s not really a stretch to guess that he might have similar abilities to Bran which might have let him keep tabs on what was going on in the…

Just so’s we’re clear, a pet puma is a terrible idea. Yeah, beautiful animal and all that, and I’m sure it’s great for cuddles and everything, but have you ever been petting a domestic cat and everything’s cool and the cat seems happy and then for absolutely no reason that you can tell it just suddenly turns and bites…

We have a toilet similar to one of these in our house, and I can tell you from experience, no, the bidet and blow dry feature doesn’t do it for me. Not only does the bidet not take care of all the... um... residue, but even if it did the blow dry doesn’t get things dry enough and I’d have to use some TP for that…

I’m Spartacus, and so is my wife!

Yeah, you’re right, that is its function in the movie, it just still doesn’t really work for me. Maybe it’s the juxtaposition with Cap. Cap, character-wise, is Marvel’s Superman really, the big blue boy scout paragon of virtue guy who always does the right thing and never gives up - arguably the most “worthy”…

I think the problem with Vision lifting the hammer though is that we really know almost nothing about him. It makes sense to us that Captain America would be able to because we’ve gotten to know him and seen what a good dude he is, but then this android guy just kind of shows up and five minutes later is tossing it…

Oh quit being such a ham.

“The LGBT is the most socialist group in this country,” he said during a House session on Wednesday. “They do not protect gays. There are many gays they persecute if they do not line up with their social ideology.”

So... “beard” and “no beard?”

Just how will Jason Reitman’s vision will align with the one his dad, Ghostbusters director Ivan Reitman?

I DON’T LIKE A THING, THEREFORE NO ONE ELSE SHOULD LIKE IT EITHER!!! THE THING YOU LIKE IS STUPID AND DUMB AND SMELLS LIKE A BUTT!!! EVERYONE SHOULD LIKE THE SAME THINGS I LIKE!!!

Honestly, people, how do you get this far into a scarf thread without mentioning Lenny Kravitz. He’d single-handedly keep the industry afloat.

Here’s the thing though: aren’t both things true? Isn’t he both an (alleged) war criminal crazy-hawkish crazy person AND one of the last remaining “adults” in the administration? I mean, it’s a sliding scale, and one that’s come loose from one of it’s nails and fallen all the way down to the low end, but relative to…

Also two Human Torches, despite not actually having a Human Torch.

My first thought when I saw this headline was “yeah... I’m gonna.”

To paraphrase Patton Oswalt: “Why, CDC? Do you not want me to be happy for FIVE GODDAMN SECONDS?!”