[Frankenstein stands over the dead body with the other detectives]

Who do I root for? On one side, we have a nonverbal orange-haired monster, concocted by capital to appeal to and siphon money from unsophisticated rubes, who has irritatingly saturated social media and (perhaps due to forces somewhat beyond his control) politicized sports. The other is Gritty.

Indeed, I met an awful lot of people who, weeks after the movie came out, said they just hadn’t gotten around to seeing it.

I definitely think its better he say nothing than say the wrong thing, if he thinks that’s what’s gonna happen. But saying nothing should have extended to these stupid sound bites.

We want O’Neal! Bring us O’Neal!

Robocop was a great movie. I’m glad they only came out with the one movie and then let it sit until now so they can try to make another one.

And maybe most importantly, why the fuck would a guy with near-infinite money (for narrative purposes) even bother buying anything on credit?

But he’s the President!