In Portland? Blasphemy!

"The problem with our relationship isn't that I cheated on you, it's that you looked through my phone and found out that I cheated on you. But I did nothing wrong."

Dude… don't even say that.

Quiet, you!

Shit, man, there're still four days left. Don't tempt this motherfucking shit show of a year.

Yeah, but to me there's a significant difference between "I'm guessing that guy will probably show up again at some point before the end of the series," and "This dude's definitely showing up this season." IMO that merits a more ambiguous headline and not using the character photo as the header image.

As owner of a shar-pei/boxer mix, I take offense at my beloved dog being associated with Trump even in such a tangential way.

Yeah, or you could just say "Fox News." All that other stuff is still implied, and you save a letter!

The MASSIVE (about 40%) drop off from Friday to Saturday says that might not be completely true. It's just that the built-in audience of non-discriminating fanboys willing to see anything with a comic book character in it (and I admit to having been one at times) pretty much guarantees a big opening. Once they burn…

"Fun?" Have you seen the last two Superman movies?

Well, as far as I can tell the face was still attached to the head, so technically you're both right.

That one messed me up for a while too. I liked Oberyn, and I made the mistake of getting excited and actually thinking he was about to win his impossible fight with the Mountain, and then he… didn't.

I assumed it was meant as more of a symbolic, sending-a-message thing than to be actually useful as a face later. So yeah, there's a good chance she ruined the face, but that wasn't really the point.

I guess I interpreted the original comment as saying that they came to dislike him, but still saw him as better than the alternative (Kerry, in the case of 2004), so voted for him anyway. So they didn't really "turn away" from Bush, but it did tarnish his reputation a bit.

Because the Republicans are the only ones who can stop the gay-married abortionists from taking their guns or some shit.

I just vomited in my mouth a little.

Wouldn't that be "redeath?"

I'd be on board with that. Treating the Punisher more like a villain in a slasher flick than the actual protagonist of the series, at least for the first couple of episodes, could be pretty friggin' awesome.

This doesn't work for me because there are really only two "candy" holidays: Halloween and Easter. There's no Thanksgiving or 4th of July candy, and no one I know gives a flying crap about Christmas candy, or if they do, it's the kind you make yourself, not the commercially available, novelty-shaped kind, so they…

I'm more of a Mountain Lightning man, myself.