The chief export of Teddy Roosevelt is pain.

I mean, lobster Newberg…

I mean, lobster Newberg…

This comment both is and isn't part of the movie.

This comment both is and isn't part of the movie.

Oh, it's a friendly robot!

Oh, it's a friendly robot!

A Firefly-style Buffy intro? That seems like a weird idea.

A Firefly-style Buffy intro? That seems like a weird idea.

Yeah, that would make more sense to me if Matt or Trey had done the voice or if they had gotten one of their in-house actors to do it, but to call Brent Spiner of all people? Anyway, it's not like Conan was (or is) some huge mega-star. I get subverting the celebrity cameo thing by having Clooney play a gay dog who…

Yeah, that would make more sense to me if Matt or Trey had done the voice or if they had gotten one of their in-house actors to do it, but to call Brent Spiner of all people? Anyway, it's not like Conan was (or is) some huge mega-star. I get subverting the celebrity cameo thing by having Clooney play a gay dog who…

The thing I've wondered since the movie came out is why didn't Conan do the voice himself? Did they not ask him? Was there some kind of scheduling problem? I get the impression that he'd be happy to do something like that (he played himself on Futurama), and it just always seemed weird to me that they had to get…

The thing I've wondered since the movie came out is why didn't Conan do the voice himself? Did they not ask him? Was there some kind of scheduling problem? I get the impression that he'd be happy to do something like that (he played himself on Futurama), and it just always seemed weird to me that they had to get…

I like how the Albanians are all pissed because the dude whose daughter they kidnapped and tried to sell into sex slavery got mad and killed a bunch of their guys. "Dude, we just abducted your kid and tried to force her into prostitution, you didn't have to get all butthurt."

I like how the Albanians are all pissed because the dude whose daughter they kidnapped and tried to sell into sex slavery got mad and killed a bunch of their guys. "Dude, we just abducted your kid and tried to force her into prostitution, you didn't have to get all butthurt."

He can't just shoot everyone, he has to throatpunch at least a few.

He can't just shoot everyone, he has to throatpunch at least a few.

Well, to be fair, he didn't take them there, they followed him without his knowledge to "surprise" him. It doesn't make it less stupid, but it's not Liam's fault.

Well, to be fair, he didn't take them there, they followed him without his knowledge to "surprise" him. It doesn't make it less stupid, but it's not Liam's fault.

My favorite's one of the simplest: