My favorite's one of the simplest:

It wasn't shit, nor was it a "good" movie. It was a movie filled with awesome throat-punching Liam Neeson badassery, which is more than enough to justify its existence.

It wasn't shit, nor was it a "good" movie. It was a movie filled with awesome throat-punching Liam Neeson badassery, which is more than enough to justify its existence.

Avatar is the only movie I've seen in "modern" 3D. I thought both the movie itself and the 3D effect were pretty "meh." Maybe my eyes are defective, but all I saw was "wow, that big flat thing is closer than that other big flat thing!" It was a distraction from the otherwise pretty-but-so-what? visuals and the plot,…

Avatar is the only movie I've seen in "modern" 3D. I thought both the movie itself and the 3D effect were pretty "meh." Maybe my eyes are defective, but all I saw was "wow, that big flat thing is closer than that other big flat thing!" It was a distraction from the otherwise pretty-but-so-what? visuals and the plot,…

There goes my penis!

There goes my penis!

@avclub-c82b234a4dee98e19b0d5fdc9f5a787b:disqus , @hotaugustlunch:disqus , no no no, the opposite of a pissing match is a drinking contest.

@avclub-c82b234a4dee98e19b0d5fdc9f5a787b:disqus , @hotaugustlunch:disqus , no no no, the opposite of a pissing match is a drinking contest.

Yeah, no shit. Why would they announce they're breaking up at this point? Even if they never play another show it would seem kind of ridiculous for them to "officially" call it quits.

Yeah, no shit. Why would they announce they're breaking up at this point? Even if they never play another show it would seem kind of ridiculous for them to "officially" call it quits.

This comment is the funniest thing Adam Sandler has produced in a long, long time.

This comment is the funniest thing Adam Sandler has produced in a long, long time.

Zero seconds. I win.

Zero seconds. I win.

Yeah… no.

Yeah… no.

@avclub-16db446cafb1ffb1466e71eaf97a4f49:disqus  You're not wrong. I'm just a little more used to it I guess because I worked in insurance for a little while in a state that has the common-law thing (Washington) and it came up now and then. I'm not really sure what the point of it is unless it's just the state's way…

@avclub-16db446cafb1ffb1466e71eaf97a4f49:disqus  You're not wrong. I'm just a little more used to it I guess because I worked in insurance for a little while in a state that has the common-law thing (Washington) and it came up now and then. I'm not really sure what the point of it is unless it's just the state's way…

JR, jr.